this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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