Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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