...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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