I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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