So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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