any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
tell me about the eggs
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
