How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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