Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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