Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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