With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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