I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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