The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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