Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I would ride that face into the sunset
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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