Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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