i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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