oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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