Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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