I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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