she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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