Where did you get a picture of my penis
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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