Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
