There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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