Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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