Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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