We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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