She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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