everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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