So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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