how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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