A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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