It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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