so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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