I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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