was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
True college students do jello shots in the library
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