i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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