just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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