I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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