Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
A+ Viking dick
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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