Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
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I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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