so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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