the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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