do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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