So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
