Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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