go do what you do best...puke behind churches
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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