Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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