i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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