Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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