In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
