jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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