Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
You don't make any sense
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