in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We are all done wearing pants today
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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