There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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