And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize