She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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