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Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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