But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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