WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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