Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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